Klaine is perfect. To me.

Drabble: Early Morning (Kurt/Sebastian PG-13)

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:00:17 -0400

Title: Early Morning
Pairings: Kurt/Sebastian with a side of roommate Blaine.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
A/N: This is a follow-up to Fulfill My Fantasies.

Kurt startles awake, the kind of emergence from slumber that only happens when something unnatural makes it occur. His heart is racing, skin flushed and scorching, and his cock is hard and pushing impatiently against the sheets.

“Kurrrrrrt,” Blaine says from the hallway, the word ragged and extended far longer than necessary. With a sigh and a swivel of his neck, Kurt looks at the clock on his bedside table.

5:15am

“Blaine, I’m sleeping,” Kurt says.

“But I’m drunk and everything spinning and I need you to make me an egg sandwich,” Blaine whines. He’s whining and while Kurt loves him, will always love him because he’s his best friend, he also kind of wants to punch him in the face at the moment for waking him up for a sandwich.

“I’m sleeping. Make yourself a sandwich.”

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Oh god. Kurtbastian. Oh god. oh god. oh god.

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.

The Box Scene Livestream

Tue, 29 May 2012 09:39:30 -0400

The Box Scene Livestream:

theboxscene:

Today

8PM EST

Experience it with the fandom

Then join us for the flailing and fallout

I said I would bitch forever if:

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:45:29 -0400

dietcokeandpinksunglasses:

Kurt didn’t get in

Klaine didn’t kiss until the finale

Prepare for bitter blogging for the rest of my existence.

This blog will never be the same.

it’s my blog and I’ll bitch if I want to

bitch if I want to, bitch if I want to

you would bitch too if it happened to you

sebhummel: my aim for this hiatus is to make everybody ship kurtbastian so we get plenty of fics...

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:10:35 -0400

sebhummel:

my aim for this hiatus is to make everybody ship kurtbastian so we get plenty of fics and fanart out of it

kurtcedes: 4 months of fanfiction where kurt decides to go into fashion here i come

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:15:18 -0400

kurtcedes:

4 months of fanfiction where kurt decides to go into fashion here i come

lovelycomklaine: fabfemmeboy: daxterdd: I love that Blaine’s...

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:12:23 -0400

lovelycomklaine:

fabfemmeboy:

daxterdd:

I love that Blaine’s so old-school charming that he carries a real hanky and not just tissues.

I love that Blaine thinks Kurt won’t understand what he’s being handed and has to pantomime what the hanky is for :)

I love how married they are :’)

can we talk about the two old ladies next to him, swooning like they’re the cutest things ever?

I'll stop wanking when my heart stops bleeding

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:56:46 -0400

it’s my blog, and I’ll bitch if I want to

bitch if I want to, bitch if I want to

you would bitch too if it happened to you

spookyclaire: Fanfiction will always be there with open arms...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:49:50 -0400

spookyclaire:

Fanfiction will always be there with open arms and a solution to canon

darrencolf: i can’t wait for afterelton’s review of this episode oh god I hope it includes...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:48:21 -0400

darrencolf:

i can’t wait for afterelton’s review of this episode oh god

I hope it includes flamethrowers, chainsaws and rock-salt slushies

i-found-you-justine-time: klainelynch: Remember when The Purple Piano Project was a sign of how...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:46:13 -0400

i-found-you-justine-time:

klainelynch:

Remember when The Purple Piano Project was a sign of how good season 3 was going to be

　

*KICKS EVERYTHING*

GLEE

andermel: kurt hummel and blaine anderson taking over new york city together fall 2013

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:34:44 -0400

andermel:

kurt hummel and blaine anderson taking over new york city together fall 2013

gleeperformances: Not the Boy Next Door THIS gets you into...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:32:30 -0400

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

gleeperformances:

Not the Boy Next Door

THIS gets you into college

not stalking

fyi

The media is going to shred the episode tomorrow

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:30:40 -0400

kurtsieklyssa:

::rubs hands together and grins maniacally::

cracktastic: They probably had no idea what to do with Kurt, so they gave us the summer to figure...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:24:44 -0400

cracktastic:

They probably had no idea what to do with Kurt, so they gave us the summer to figure it out

at the end they’ll compare their favorite fanfics and that will be canon

This doesn’t appease me like I WISH it did.

I’d be ok if they gave us something to work off of, but they gave us NOTHING.

Why.

Just. WHY.

lolsebastian69: deletes blog joins dora the explorer fandom because there’s no cliffhangers...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:21:20 -0400

lolsebastian69:

deletes blog joins dora the explorer fandom because there’s no cliffhangers everyone sings the we did it song even swiper the fox is redeemed and they catch stars or some shit like that and they reach their destination even after they get lost in the candy cane jungle rIGHT

Four Easy Steps To Success When Applying to NYADA

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:18:10 -0400

tinyasfuck:

1. Bomb your audition. The single most important thing in determining if you get accepted into the school.

2. Nag the person you’re auditioning for, insisting that you’re special and different and talented and really really want it.

3. Do well in a show choir competition that should have no bearing on your chances of getting into the school because it’s unfair to people who don’t happen to be performing in the same city as the person you’re auditioning for.

4. Get acceptance letter.

Warnings: Do not take risks on your audition. Sometimes the risk is well worth it and you do amazingly. This is to be avoided at all costs. Doing well on your audition is a sure sign of rejection.

There you have it!

With these easy steps, hopefully you too can wander down the streets of New York in a bright red coat belting in the middle of a crowd of people about how you will finally fulfill your dreams!

churchofcheesus:

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:09:44 -0400

churchofcheesus:

fuckcoconutwater: I swear I think Glee’s goal every week is to piss me off even more than the last...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:08:16 -0400

fuckcoconutwater:

I swear I think Glee’s goal every week is to piss me off even more than the last time.

GUYS HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:07:41 -0400

squirrelpaste:

can we please all pretend that never happened and officially declare our independence from glee and establish the fandom as canon

zavocado: blainetology: I’m glad we get no explanation of Kurt’s plans in favor of a 10 minute ode...

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:04:05 -0400

zavocado:

blainetology:

I’m glad we get no explanation of Kurt’s plans in favor of a 10 minute ode to how special Rachel Berry is.

FUCK THIS SHOW