Klaine is perfect. To me.
Things you need to know about me.
1. I am first and foremost a Blaine stan. Don't get me wrong, I love Kurt, but Blainers is my bb.
Number Two. Yes, I did start watching Glee because of Darren, no I'm not ashamed.
3. I love Team Starkid. ALL of Team Starkid, this includes Bonnie Gruesen so if you have a problem with that..the door's that way.
4. MOST IMPORTANTLY! I SWEAR, I'M VULGAR, I REBLOG PORN. If this upsets you, PLEASE don't follow me. I completely understand if this isn't your thing, just don't follow me and then bitch. It hurts my heart.
5. My lifestyle is pretty fucked up, so don't be surprised if I disappear for a few days. I still love you guys, and I'll always come back. I'm like the cat. That came back. If you don't know what I'm talking about, google it. ;) *not porn I swear, just really funny.
7. I spend my summers at the MI Ren Faire. Be prepared for debauchery and boobs and cider and rum.
Title: Early Morning
Pairings: Kurt/Sebastian with a side of roommate Blaine.
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None.
A/N: This is a follow-up to Fulfill My Fantasies.Kurt startles awake, the kind of emergence from slumber that only happens when something unnatural makes it occur. His heart is racing, skin flushed and scorching, and his cock is hard and pushing impatiently against the sheets.
“Kurrrrrrt,” Blaine says from the hallway, the word ragged and extended far longer than necessary. With a sigh and a swivel of his neck, Kurt looks at the clock on his bedside table.
5:15am
“Blaine, I’m sleeping,” Kurt says.
“But I’m drunk and everything spinning and I need you to make me an egg sandwich,” Blaine whines. He’s whining and while Kurt loves him, will always love him because he’s his best friend, he also kind of wants to punch him in the face at the moment for waking him up for a sandwich.
“I’m sleeping. Make yourself a sandwich.”
Oh god. Kurtbastian. Oh god. oh god. oh god.
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes.
Today
8PM EST
Experience it with the fandom
Then join us for the flailing and fallout
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- Kurt didn’t get in
- Klaine didn’t kiss until the finale
Prepare for bitter blogging for the rest of my existence.
This blog will never be the same.
it’s my blog and I’ll bitch if I want to
bitch if I want to, bitch if I want to
you would bitch too if it happened to you
my aim for this hiatus is to make everybody ship kurtbastian so we get plenty of fics and fanart out of it
4 months of fanfiction where kurt decides to go into fashion here i come
(via darrensfalsettoface)
I love that Blaine’s so old-school charming that he carries a real hanky and not just tissues.
I love that Blaine thinks Kurt won’t understand what he’s being handed and has to pantomime what the hanky is for :)
I love how married they are :’)
can we talk about the two old ladies next to him, swooning like they’re the cutest things ever?
(via darrensfalsettoface)
it’s my blog, and I’ll bitch if I want to
bitch if I want to, bitch if I want to
you would bitch too if it happened to you
Fanfiction will always be there with open arms and a solution to canon
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i can’t wait for afterelton’s review of this episode oh god
I hope it includes flamethrowers, chainsaws and rock-salt slushies
(via andercrissfinch)
Remember when The Purple Piano Project was a sign of how good season 3 was going to be
*KICKS EVERYTHING*
GLEE 
kurt hummel and blaine anderson taking over new york city together fall 2013
(via captainblackstache)
They probably had no idea what to do with Kurt, so they gave us the summer to figure it out
at the end they’ll compare their favorite fanfics and that will be canon
This doesn’t appease me like I WISH it did.
I’d be ok if they gave us something to work off of, but they gave us NOTHING.
Why.
Just. WHY.
(via bleinandrsons)
deletes blog joins dora the explorer fandom because there’s no cliffhangers everyone sings the we did it song even swiper the fox is redeemed and they catch stars or some shit like that and they reach their destination even after they get lost in the candy cane jungle rIGHT
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